The Perks!

thebluestrokes:

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"So, just the free ice water then?"

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Yeah, thanks Eileen!

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"Fell Better Now?"

God how I feel for this woman! LOL

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agirlneedsgoals:

* when you open a coffee shop, you’re definitely not getting there when there’s light, especially if you have baked goods that you’re making in the kitchen; I was head baker at one place and I’d regularly get in at 3 am to proof the croissants that had been started the day…

flufflepops:

Here’s a new promo for next Monday’s new episode of Regular show.

OH SNAP. 8D

-sharkbites:

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

I REALLY love this person.

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It’s one thing to take a day off work.

It’s another when you take a day off work because you’re sick >_<

hpreducedto1:

hpreducedto1:

Lord Vader is the greatest father in the galaxy. Haha
You can get Skywalker Over Yonder as a sticker on my Redbubble. :)

I was thinking about another WOY/Star Wars headcanon tonight and then I remembered I made this thing

hpreducedto1:

hpreducedto1:

Lord Vader is the greatest father in the galaxy. Haha

You can get Skywalker Over Yonder as a sticker on my Redbubble. :)

I was thinking about another WOY/Star Wars headcanon tonight and then I remembered I made this thing

ebilflindas:

omg

mordenson:

Character development done right

calwong:

Hey everybody! Hope you enjoyed the episode. Here’s the demo of the song I wrote for the episode, “Keeping it Cool.” It’s kind of a Nirvana/Thin Lizzy/Journey horrific chimera. This is me on vocals, not JG.

Me, Sean, Krandal, Marcus and Clinton spent a weekend and recorded a hi fidelity version of this. It was a blast playing it live!! It sounds way more professional and you can hear it a little bit in the episode when they’re practicing. There’s no vocals though.

Keeping it Cool pro version

Lyrics!

The Mordecai and the Rigbys

Keeping it Cool

Sometimes I dream about that AC, AC

Cold Waves flowing over, over me

Feelin’ Hot, maybe it’s a state of mind

Think cold to pass the pass the time

Snowmen and Snowstorms

There’s not much to it

Think things like, ice cubes

Igloos and fridges

Chillax….

(Chorus)

K-k-k-keeping it cool x 2

Sometimes I dream about Ice Planet X

A distant planet way colder, colder than the rest

That’s where Lord Blizzord resides

Think about his kingdom to pass the pass the time

Ice-liths and Ice-henge

There’s not much to it

Getting blasted by ice rays by

Blizzard wizards ice druids

Chillax…

(Chorus)

Coolness! (pun intended)

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marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

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wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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imbryonykate:

Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.

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gumballs1:


… Battle of the bands …

gumballs1:

… Battle of the bands …

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